The official seal, in orange and gold on royal blue. You know what you did.
from $23.84
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
The award nobody asked for
Certified Dumbass
Somebody you know has earned it. Now they can wear it, frame it or stick it on a coworker.
How Somebody Gets Certified
- Somebody does something dumb. Locks the keys in the car while it's running. Microwaves a fork. Tells the boss "love you" on the way out.
- A friend notices. Usually with their phone already out.
- Dewey and Lyle would approve. They always do.
- You make it official. Order the certificate, fill in the name and the deed, and hand it over in front of witnesses.
The collection
Certified Dumbass Gear
Varsity letters, sport grey, est. Springboro, Ohio. Amateur hours are over.
from $18.88
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000
One word, stitched in script on an orange-and-khaki trucker. Says it so you don't have to.
$27.12
Made to order by Printful · Retro Trucker Hat | Yupoong 6606
Kiss-cut vinyl seal for laptops, toolboxes and the back of a coworker's hard hat.
from $4.68
Made to order by Printful · Kiss-Cut Stickers
Five pin-back buttons: the seal, both hosts, the light bulb and “I'm with Dumbass.”
from $15.46
Made to order by Printful · Set of Pin Buttons
A proper award certificate — gold seal, two signatures, a blank line for the winner. Suitable for framing.
from $11.00
Made to order by Printful · Enhanced Matte Paper Poster (in)
The yellow diamond every car needs. 7.5 x 4.5 in magnet, comes right off when you sell the car.
$6.24
Made to order by Printful · Car Magnets
Every item is printed on demand by Printful with an original Two Dumbasses design. Made to order: 2–7 business days to make, then 3–5 days in the mail. Shipping is the real carrier cost, shown at checkout, with no markup.