Dewey and Lyle, grinning like they know something. They don't. Soft Bella+Canvas tee in loud orange.
from $23.84
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
36 things, all made to order
The Merch Shop
Tees, hats, mugs, koozies, certificates and something for the dog. Original Two Dumbasses designs, printed by Printful when you order.
1 Choose your items2 We print them for you (2–7 business days)3 Shipped to your door
The Garage
Official logo gear — what Dewey and Lyle wear on camera, more or less.
The wordmark in orange on a navy Gildan heavy-blend hoodie. Warm, roomy, front pouch for snacks.
from $45.26
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
The entire Two Dumbasses philosophy, on a premium royal-blue hoodie.
from $55.68
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie | Cotton Heritage M2580
Tour shirt for a tour with no dates, no venues and no plan. Bella+Canvas long sleeve.
from $37.32
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Long Sleeve Tee | Bella + Canvas 3501
Low-key TDA monogram, embroidered in orange on a navy dad hat. For people who'd rather not explain.
$29.88
Made to order by Printful · Classic Dad Hat | Yupoong 6245CM
Cuffed navy beanie with the wordmark stitched on the fold. Keeps exactly one brain cell warm.
$28.68
Made to order by Printful · Knit Beanie | Otto Cap 82-480
“Coffee: making dumbasses slightly less dumb since day one.” White glossy ceramic, 11 or 15 oz.
from $12.14
Made to order by Printful · White Glossy Mug
20 oz stainless tumbler with a straw. Keeps ice for hours, which is longer than the hosts keep a thought.
$41.52
Made to order by Printful · Insulated Tumbler with a Straw
Dual-layer tough case for Samsung Galaxy, wordmark on orange. Tell us your model at checkout.
$28.46
Made to order by Printful · Tough Case for Samsung
The big red button, for your desk. 8.7 x 7.1 in, non-slip rubber back.
$18.62
Made to order by Printful · Mouse Pad
Certified Dumbass
For the one who earned it. Seals, certificates and a hat that says it for you.
The official seal, in orange and gold on royal blue. You know what you did.
from $23.84
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
Varsity letters, sport grey, est. Springboro, Ohio. Amateur hours are over.
from $18.88
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000
One word, stitched in script on an orange-and-khaki trucker. Says it so you don't have to.
$27.12
Made to order by Printful · Retro Trucker Hat | Yupoong 6606
Kiss-cut vinyl seal for laptops, toolboxes and the back of a coworker's hard hat.
from $4.68
Made to order by Printful · Kiss-Cut Stickers
Five pin-back buttons: the seal, both hosts, the light bulb and “I'm with Dumbass.”
from $15.46
Made to order by Printful · Set of Pin Buttons
A proper award certificate — gold seal, two signatures, a blank line for the winner. Suitable for framing.
from $11.00
Made to order by Printful · Enhanced Matte Paper Poster (in)
The yellow diamond every car needs. 7.5 x 4.5 in magnet, comes right off when you sell the car.
$6.24
Made to order by Printful · Car Magnets
Bad Idea of the Week
It should have been cancelled after the third one. Now on a mug.
The cracked light bulb from the Bad Idea hall of fame, on black.
from $24.50
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
“It seemed like a good idea at the time.” Stacked type on a sunny yellow tee.
from $18.88
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000
Black glossy mug, orange print. Contents: coffee. Purpose: bad ideas.
from $16.22
Made to order by Printful · Black Glossy Mug
16 oz shaker pint for root beer, iced tea or whatever you refill your one brain cell with.
$30.52
Made to order by Printful · Shaker Pint Glass (16 oz)
Neoprene can cooler. For the four words before every bad idea.
$6.98
Made to order by Printful · Can Cooler
The all-time worst ideas, ranked, in a black frame. Ready to hang.
from $41.52
Made to order by Printful · Enhanced Matte Paper Framed Poster (in)
Natural cotton tote. Holds groceries, library books and roughly nine bad ideas.
$31.74
Made to order by Printful · Eco Tote Bag | Econscious EC8000
Dewey & Lyle
Pick a side. Team Dewey, Team Lyle, or the sticker sheet with both of them.
For the ones who say yes before the question's finished. Dewey, propeller beanie and all.
from $23.84
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
For the ones who are sure. Lyle, backwards cap, one eyebrow, zero doubts.
from $23.84
Made to order by Printful · Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
12 oz enamel camp mug with a tent that is very clearly about to fall down.
$25.34
Made to order by Printful · Enamel Mug
16 oz can-shaped glass with Lyle's official hydration schedule. It's just “drink.”
$22.78
Made to order by Printful · Can-Shaped Glass (16 oz)
A whole sheet: both boys, the seal, the bulb, the mic and “nice try.” A5 kiss-cut.
$10.30
Made to order by Printful · Kiss-Cut Sticker Sheet
Both hosts, peeking over the camera. Dual-layer tough case, iPhone 11 to current.
$28.46
Made to order by Printful · Tough Case for iPhone®
The garage studio, in 252 (or 520) pieces. Easier than it looks. Dewey still lost a piece.
from $30.50
Made to order by Printful · Jigsaw Puzzle
Gifts for a Dumbass
Cards, puzzles, socks and something for the dog. For the dumbass you love.
Folded 4 x 6 in card with an envelope. Blank inside, for your own heartfelt insult.
$5.10
Made to order by Printful · Greeting Card
A real 54-card poker deck with our card back. Good for poker, better for bad decisions.
$27.92
Made to order by Printful · Poker Playing Cards
Round ceramic ornament with the boys in Santa hats. For the tree, the rear-view mirror or the office.
$12.30
Made to order by Printful · Ceramic Ornament
White crew socks, “LEFT” stitched on both. Made in the USA by SOCCO.
$46.72
Made to order by Printful · Embroidered Crew Socks | SOCCO SC200
Bandana collar for a big dog with a lot to say. Size XL.
$35.86
Made to order by Printful · Pet Bandana Collar
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Every item is printed on demand by Printful with an original Two Dumbasses design. Made to order: 2–7 business days to make, then 3–5 days in the mail. Shipping is the real carrier cost, shown at checkout, with no markup.