The official seal, in orange and gold on royal blue. You know what you did.
from $23.84
Made to order · Unisex Staple T-Shirt
36 things, all made to order
Certified Dumbass
Tees, hats, mugs, koozies, certificates and something for the dog. Original Two Dumbasses designs, printed when you order.
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Certified Dumbass
For the one who earned it. Seals, certificates and a hat that says it for you.
Varsity letters, sport grey, est. Springboro, Ohio. Amateur hours are over.
from $18.88
Made to order · Unisex Classic Tee
One word, stitched in script on an orange-and-khaki trucker. Says it so you don't have to.
$27.12
Made to order · Retro Trucker Hat
Kiss-cut vinyl seal for laptops, toolboxes and the back of a coworker's hard hat.
from $4.68
Made to order · Kiss-Cut Stickers
Five pin-back buttons: the seal, both hosts, the light bulb and “I'm with Dumbass.”
from $15.46
Made to order · Set of Pin Buttons
A proper award certificate — gold seal, two signatures, a blank line for the winner. Suitable for framing.
from $11.00
Made to order · Enhanced Matte Paper Poster (in)
The yellow diamond every car needs. 7.5 x 4.5 in magnet, comes right off when you sell the car.
$6.24
Made to order · Car Magnets
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Every item is printed on demand with an original Two Dumbasses design. Made to order: 3-7 days to make, then 3–5 days in the mail. Shipping is the real carrier cost, shown at checkout, with no markup.