The official seal, in orange and gold on royal blue. You know what you did.
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Stickers & Pins
Certified Dumbass Seal Sticker
from $4.68
Kiss-cut vinyl seal for laptops, toolboxes and the back of a coworker's hard hat.
- Ships typically 3-7 days, then 3–5 days in the mail.
- Printed to order for US delivery.
- Misprinted or damaged? We replace it — tell us within 30 days. Returns & sizing
The official rosette seal as a kiss-cut vinyl sticker — waterproof-ish, bubble-free, three sizes.
- Product
- Kiss-Cut Stickers
- Decoration
- Digital printing
- Formats
- 3″×3″, 4″×4″, 5.5″×5.5″
- Design
- Original Two Dumbasses artwork
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