A real 54-card poker deck with our card back. Good for poker, better for bad decisions.
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Cards & Games
Happy Birthday, You Absolute Dumbass Card
$5.10
Folded 4 x 6 in card with an envelope. Blank inside, for your own heartfelt insult.
- Ships typically 3-7 days, then 3–5 days in the mail.
- Printed to order for US delivery.
- Misprinted or damaged? We replace it — tell us within 30 days. Returns & sizing
Printed on heavyweight coated card stock, folded, with a matching envelope. Dewey's holding the cake. Lyle lit it.
- Product
- Greeting Card
- Decoration
- Digital printing
- Design
- Original Two Dumbasses artwork
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