Folded 4 x 6 in card with an envelope. Blank inside, for your own heartfelt insult.
$5.10
Made to order · Greeting Card
Pets
My Human Is a Dumbass Pet Bandana
$35.86
Bandana collar for a big dog with a lot to say. Size XL.
- Ships typically 3-7 days, then 3–5 days in the mail.
- Printed to order for US delivery on a blank sourced from China.
- Misprinted or damaged? We replace it — tell us within 30 days. Returns & sizing
Soft polyester bandana sewn onto an adjustable collar with a buckle. Printed: “My human listens to Two Dumbasses.” our print partner offers the XL for US delivery right now — for big dogs (about 17–28 in neck).
- Product
- Pet Bandana Collar
- Decoration
- Sublimation
- Design
- Original Two Dumbasses artwork
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